Tag: Max and Grace Studios
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It Was the Dog
The newest AI super chip is here, and the company responsible for it – Ultra Shady Unnecessary Crap – is posting record profits. Bringing agentic AI to your desktop, the Super USUC Hindsight 20/20 chip fundamentally changes the way we interact with computers. For the simple cost of every ounce of your privacy, USUC’s AI can draft vacation…
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All Dans Go to Heaven
The guy who owned the last American mall, Dan Abramson, passed away last Friday after a long battle with failure. He was 54 years old. Dan’s only financial asset in life, the Okanawa Valley Mall – an albatross he often referred to as his ‘personal hell’ or ‘God’s revenge’ – will finally be bull-dozed on Monday. Local…
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Brain Snaps!®
A new online game is taking the socials by storm, with some calling it the most intelligent — and evil — game ever devised. Created by former aviatrix, Vivian J. Jefferson, Brain Snaps!® combines trivia and colorful puzzles with real magic — or as critics claim — dark and spooky sorcery. As such, the game and…
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That Day in Leningrad
I ate too many shrimp in the fall of ’64 my belly ached I couldn’t take it anymore I tooted once or twice and then there were more as I became the one who had to use a bathroom in Leningrad I searched high and low for a place to go but I was turned away or told…
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The Power of Fire Personal Organizer
Having trouble making meetings on time? Did you miss your own birthday because you got sidetracked by another meeting? Are you scheduling a meeting right now?? You need to get organized. Welcome to your new life 2.0 with the Power of Fire Personal Organizer. Just write your appointments onto a slip of paper and toss…
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The Classic Story of Tony Macaroni
The entertainment world was set ablaze Tuesday when The Classic Story of Tony Macaroni was released to eager movie-goers in theaters across the United States. Touted as the only true story of his life, and personally endorsed by Mr. Macaroni himself, critics have predicted sweeping wins at the Oscars this year. The film follows Macaroni…
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A Letter From the Editer
Hi everyone, The staff at The Real Mews would like to adress the alligations leveled against us recently by those in the media. First of all – how dair you! How daaiirr you!! You have alledged that our writers have never gone to gramer school – and that thay have never done gramer good –…
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Piano Man Down
Yesterday evening, legendary musician William Joyel suffered lethal but non-fatal injuries after stumbling from the top of his own piano. His manager, Rona Davidson, confirmed that William had indeed fallen to his demise and would never be able to live again. “The incident occurred on Saturday at John’s Tavern downtown,” Davidson explained. “As usual, William…
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Captain Chicken’s Famous Recipe
Today we learned another fun tidbit about our favorite chef, Captain Chicken. Was his mother Wiccan? Well yes, but that’s not what we’re pickin’. Mr. Chicken is famous for offering his frickin’ chicken for a nickel a lickin’. And we ain’t trickin’. After perfecting his one hundred and three spice chicken, the captain knew he…
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Poop Vs. Pee
For years, scientists have hotly debated the age-old question: Are you a poop or are you a pee? People who pee claim to enjoy higher metabolisms and a more active lifestyle, while people who poop tout the detoxifying benefits and increased metal acuity. As your reporter in the trenches, I decided to find out myself. I spent…
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